I thought I'd have life figured out by now
At my age, my dad had built himself a house
I need a manual just to change a plug
But I wrote the book on how to get drunk

I don't feel different to when I was eighteen
Except I got a house I have to keep clean
Wife and kids that I never want to leave
But some days, I can't hide me

That's the trouble with boys
You don't have to read Freud
'Cause if you give us the choice
('Cause if you give us the choice)
We'll go get drunk with the boys
And that's the trouble with boys

And that's the trouble with boys
And that's the trouble with boys
('Cause if you give us the choice)
And that's the trouble with boys

I still find jokes about your mama funny
I spent too much and never save my money
My best mates are still my old school friends
I had life worked out a little better back then

I still play football and I stay up too late
Although I sometimes need a sleep in the day
I ain't the guy in the mirror, no way
In my head, I never changed

That's the trouble with boys
You don't have to read Freud
'Cause if you give us the choice
('Cause if you give us the choice)
We'll go get drunk with the boys
And that's the trouble with boys

And that's the trouble with boys
And that's the trouble with boys
('Cause if you give us the choice)
That's the trouble with boys

Don't get annoyed, 'cause boys will be boys
They don't wanna talk about it
No, they don't wanna talk about it
So don't get annoyed, cause boys will be boys
They don't wanna talk about it
No, they don't wanna talk about it

So don't get annoyed, cause boys will be boys
They don't wanna talk about it
No, they don't wanna talk about it

That's the trouble with boys
You don't have to read Freud
'Cause if you'll give us the choice
('Cause if you'll give us the choice)
We'll go get drunk with the boys
And that's the trouble with boys

And that's the trouble with boys
And that's the trouble with boys
('Cause if you'll give us the choice)
And that's the trouble with boys