How many light bulbs does it take to change the mood?
If that's how many did, I think I'm screwed
And how many problems can you fit in your limousine?
Let's take 'em 'round the back to the cash machine

And if my eyes open for business
Or my heart comes home for Christmas
Then I will take you surfing in the sky
No, I can't walk on water
And if you've ever wondered why
Let me take you surfing in the sky

What do you get when you cross the Rubicon?
With a man whose sense of humor has all gone?
You tell him the one about the one that gets away
So when you take your shot and there's no one left to play

And you've got nothing left to give
I'll give you a month to live
And I will take you surfing in the sky
To keep you out of reach of every other guy
I will take you surfing in the sky
Whoa

I was made to measure
The fastest way to pleasure
So I can take you surfing in the sky
Some say "hallelujah"
Some, not even "hi"
So baby let's go surfing in the sky
Baby let's go surfing in the sky
Baby let's go surfing in the sky