(Parody of Them Bones by Alice In Chains)


I ate beans last night poor me
So I sit on the throne and squeeze
I can't keep my undies clean
Shouldn'ta ate a big ol' pot of them beans

I have gas escaping from me
Light a match and hide behind a tree
I can't keep my undies clean
Shouldn'ta ate a big ol' pot of them

Burn marks on my jeans
Shouldn'ta ate a big ol' pot of them
Pass the Gas-X please
Shouldn'ta ate a big ol' pot of them beans