(Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

Wheel of Fortune's Vanna White
And Geraldo what a sight
Miss America and Jessica Hahn
Every one of them
With nothing on

They all posed for a dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
They all posed for a dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine

Joan Collins bared her chest
Hey Madonna please get dressed
Here goes Mariel Hemingway
They all posed for a dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
They all posed for a dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine

Burt Reynold went all the way
He took off everything
But his toupee
Brooke Shields was in her teens
In a nudie magazine
They all posed for a dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
They all posed for a dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
They all posed for a dirty magazine
A dirty magazine
A dirty magazine