(Parody of Daughter by Pearl Jam)

A long-haired lyricist
Hitting pay dirt
On the Northwest music boom
A loner in combat boots
The center of the world's attention
Eddie mumbles through his words
It's hard to understand them
He dives into the crowd
He shakes a lot
And grabs his head
Déjà vu
Reminds us a lot of Jim Morrison
They call him Vedder
Likes his tools
Won't do no videos for MTV
Don't call him Mueller
He hates that
He wipes his but with TIME magazine

Wow you guys are like so awesome
You're like the greatest band that ever was
I've already got like 8 copies of your record
Hey, listen the next time you jump off the stage
Could you like kick me in the head so I can show my friends the bruise. Excellent
You still don't have that Time magazine cover do you? Just askin'.
Hey, Could I get your new number? The old one's disconnected Yeah, Oh, okay.