(Parody of Life during Wartime by The Talking Heads)


Minivan loaded with children
Packed up and ready to roll
Jurassic Park is down at the Cineplex
The kids are beggin' ta go
The sound of footsteps off in the jungle
And then a monsterous growl
But when that goat rag fell on the window
The kids got up and ran out

This ain't no Barney this ain't no Dino
Spielberg ain't foolin' around
My kids are cryin' got heebee jeebies
Look what they did to that cow

Triceratops is under the weather
Went to the bathroom for days
The mismatchingsaurus lets loose and sneezes
Ten pounds of snot on her face
The lawyer's in an outhouse T-Rex was hungry
And so he swallowed him whole
I've changed my underwear so many times now
It must be time to go home

This ain't no Barney this ain't no Dino
Spielberg ain't foolin' around
Not meant for youngsters it's PG-13
They're just too young for this now

They make hors d'oeuvres out of the people
They're arms are dinosaur chow

My kids have nightmares and trouble sleeping

This ain't no Barney this ain't no Dino
This ain't no foolin' around