(Alright guys, bars are 50p, bags a pound. Drinks nicely frozen in the morning and chilled by lunchtime)

The paper round took ages,
The leaflets were a pain,
I chased tactics for tictacs,
Sweets at the back of my rucksack,
A bespoke service straight to your seat,
Pass the teacher a snickers just to keep 'em sweet,
Business was booming till the school inserted rules,
Plunging profits and my mum was called,
I sold more and the canteen they started to hate,
Internal investigation and it was like watergate.

Keep them sweet for now, sir,
It won't be long until I'll be out your way,
This and that, old school chat,
Couldn't stay away so I'm coming back,
I'm coming back, thought I'd let you know,
And now you know how'd you feel about that?
This and that, old school chat,
Couldn't stay away so I'm coming back,
I'm coming back, thought I'd let you know,
And now you know how'd you feel about that?

I was finally asked did the effort I applaud,
The school fought back vending machines installed,
But by this time I had already made a packet,
So I clean my desk, a cardboard box, no racket,
I was young and cautious to all the gold diggers,
Off to Toys R Us, spent the lot on wrestling figures,
A change in menu coz of Jamie's school dinners,
This made me smile though I do love Turkey twizzlers.

Keep them sweet for now, sir,
It won't be long until I'll be out your way,
This and that, old school chat,
Couldn't stay away so I'm coming back,
I'm coming back, thought I'd let you know,
And now you know how'd you feel about that?
This and that, old school chat,
Couldn't stay away so I'm coming back,
I'm coming back, thought I'd let you know,
And now you know, how'd you feel about that?

How'd you feel about that? (How'd you feel about that?)
How'd you feel about that? (How'd you feel about that?)
How'd you feel about that? (How'd you feel about that?)

This and that, old school chat,
Couldn't stay away so I'm coming back,
I'm coming back, thought I'd let you know,
And now you know how'd you feel about that?
This and that, old school chat,
Couldn't stay away so I'm coming back,
I'm coming back, thought I'd let you know,
And now you know how'd you feel about that?
This and that, old school chat,
Couldn't stay away so I'm coming back,
I'm coming back, thought I'd let you know,
And now you know how'd you feel about that?
This and that, old school chat,
Couldn't stay away so I'm coming back,
I'm coming back, thought I'd let you know,
And now you know how'd you feel about that?

How'd you feel about that?
How'd you feel about that?