(Parody of White Christmas by Bing Crosby)

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
Looks like the funds are runnin' low
There's no pot to piss in
The turkey's missin'
We'll have to eat the yellow snow

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
With every credit slip I sign
May your days be better than mine
And may all your creditors be kind

I'm dreaming of tight Christmas
Looks like we won't get any coal
There's no gifts for bringing
No sleigh bells ringing
We hear Santa's in the hole

I'm dreaming of tight Christmas
With every rubber check I write
If your gifts seems tiny and light
It's cuz these days Christmases are tight