(Parody of We're an American Band by Grand Funk Railroad)


Oh boy!

Out of toilet paper forty days
We smell like moose when we talk strange
Sweet sweet Olga she do act
She built like ox strong as lumberjack
We play alright but we can sing
I dance like Michael Jackson I grab my ding-a-ling
Good Russian vodka gonna keep me tight
As long as we get out of Chernobyl tonight

We are Ukrainian band
We sing chorus now
We are Ukrainian band
Come on boys shake your boots
The Commie rocking group
We live on bread and soup
We are Ukrainian band
That's what we are

Those big babushkas in Voraglad
They wait for group to be getting off stage
Feeling drunk oopsy daisy on Stolichnaya
The KGB set the hotel on fire
Rasa and Natasha make goo-goo eyes
They try to buy us burger and fries
They say, "Come on, Comrades, let's boogie down."
We proceeded to tear the old statue down

We are Ukrainian band
And we mean it
We are Ukrainian band
Just a bunch of big mooses
The Commie rocking group
We live on bread and soup
We are Ukrainian band
Come on boys sing
We are Ukrainian band
Our life depends on it

Everybody, Rock and roll!