(Parody of Proud Mary by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Hmmm
Saw her in Cold Springs Kentucky
Glowin' up above
In a big pine tree
After she was gone
I picked up a t-shirt
Heard a fellow say
She'd come back next week
Big crowds keep on growin'
Virgin Mary keeps on showin'
Holy Rollers goin to the vision

If you come out to the vision
It gets you off the hook
For all of your sins
You don't have to worry
You'll get into heaven
People from the visions always get in

Big crowds keep on peepin'
Virgin Mary keeps on weepin'
Holy
Rollers
Goin' to the vision
Holy
Rollers
Goin' to the vision

May I have your attention please the souvenir stands will be closing in 5 minutes. Kindly take your purchases to the nearest cashier. And as always, thank you for shopping Our Miracle.