(Ron & Russell Mael)
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women

Hello, everybody, this is Russel
Right before I sing I'm gonna make a muscle
Now that's out of my system
Here's some M=FCnchen wisdom

They're cool and they know it
Don't drool or you'll blow it

Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women

All they like is sex and sitcoms
Try to suave, they'll kick you in the bonbons
Medic, Medic, Medic, Medic
There goes my athletics
I'm bananas over
I'm bananas over

Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women

Order in the court and here's the charges
Under the influence of Wacky Women
How do you plead, quit making muscles
"Guilty, Guilty"

Have mercy you honor
Show compassion you honor
My feelings are genuine
Don't take me away from them
Don't take me away from them
Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women