(Parody of We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions by Queen)


Wanna be a man be a good man
Go on in the store gotta buy a big box someday
You try hiding you face
You feel disgraced
They're waving that Tampax all over the place

They will they will laugh at you
Everyone then...
The clerk will probably snicker too

"Would you, please get a price check on the super absorbent Cotex?"
"%$#@ %*&% $%#?"
"Yes, please the extra absorbent. Boy she get so mad when you buy the wrong kind."

I've taken my lumps
In the mini mart line
I've got my comeuppance
When I bought the wrong kind
But I get a dozen roses
And some chocolates too
I consider it an honor to help out the female race
For something I'll never use

Wish I didn't have to go out and buy them every month
We buy the tampons for our girlfriends
And we'll take some teasing till no end
We buy the tampons
Better than napkins
Don't call us losers
'Cause we buy the tampons

We buy the tampons for our girlfriends
And we'll be embarrassed 'cause we're men
We buy the tampons
Better than napkins
Don't call us losers
'Cause we buy the tampons

"Alrighty then, let's see. That's the super absorbent self adhesive with the wingtip Cotex. Oh, you're lucky. That's on special. That comes to $47.95, please.