(Parody of Girl Watcher by The O'Kaysions)


I'm a weight watcher
I'm a weight watcher
Watchin' food go by
My, my, my
I'm a weight watcher
I'm a plate watcher
Here comes a cream pie

Mmmm, mmm, mmm

I was just a boy
When I tried to eat my toy
Couldn't reach my toes
To put my shoes on
But now I'm 28
I'm big, fat, and overweight
I've got a new pastime to chew on

I'm a weight watcher
I'm a plate watcher
Watchin' food go by
My, my, my
Plate of cheese nachos
I gotta watch those
Here comes some now

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm. Oh, no, none for me thanks. Watchin' my figure. Oh, they look delicious. No, no, no, no. Mmm. Oh, they smell good, too. Mmm. I shouldn't. I really shouldn't. Mmm. Look at those! Did you make these yourself? Well, maybe just two.