(Parody of Shiny Happy People by R.E.M.)

Howdy

Singing through my nose
Nasal
Nasal
Loving everyone
Sappy
Sappy
Have a real nice day
Gag me
Gag me
Stick it in the place
Where the son doesn't shine
Oh where the sun don't shine

Whiny sappy people
Make me sick
Whiny sappy people
Make me
Smiling all the time
Love you
Mean it
There's beauty all around
Howdy
Doody
Have a real a nice life
No where near me
Stick it in the place where the sun doesn't shine
Ho where the sun don't shine
Whiny sappy people make me sick
Whiny sappy people make me sick
Whiny sappy people me make me sick