(Parody of The House is Rockin' by Stevie Ray Vaughn)


Yeah, if the White House is rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If the White House is rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If the bed board is bangin' don't let Hillary in

Take off those ties and loosen those suits
Slick Willie's in town for his big debut
Ted Kennedy dropped by wearin' nothin' but boots
I think he's lookin' to score he's phonin' up some prostitutes

"Great, uh, party here, Bill."
"Thanks, Teddy."
"Say, do you think I might be able to get into your cabinet, there?"
"Sure, it's unlocked. Help yourself."

"Excellent, sir. Nice solo. We'll keep an eye out for snipers."

If the White House is rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If the White House is rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If the bed board is bangin' don't let Hillary in

Back into the rose garden lookin' around
There's some bad lookin' weed pokin' outta the ground
And here's a black brazier a pair of high heel shoes
If the press gets wind you might see 'em on the 6 o'clock news

If the White House is rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If the White House is rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If the bed board is bangin' don't let Hillary in
If the bed board is bangin' don't let Hillary in

Oh God! Everybody put your cloths back on quick! Hide everybody!