(Parody of Who Put the Bomp? by Barry Mann)

I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my butt up on this Christmas tree

Who put the stump in my rump ba-bump ba-bump
Who took and jammed it in my ramma-lamma ding dong
Who stood the wood where I poop she-poop she-poop
Who put the stick up my hip-de-dip-de-dip
Who was that man
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas tree
Yeah yeah yeah



When this angel heard
Chop ba ba bop chop ba ba bop
A dreadful fear went right into my heart
Those pine tree needles sting me
Ram a jam a jammin' in my ding dong
You'll never know how much that smarts

Who put the stump in my rump ba-bump ba-bump
Who took and jammed it in my ramma-lamma ding dong
Who stood the wood where I poop she-poop she-poop
Who put the stick up my hip de dip de dip
Who took that bush
And crammed it my tush
He made this angel
Beg for mercy please
Yeoww


Each night when I'm alone
Scratchity '"scratchity-scratchity scratchity shoo
It's sets my tiny bottom all aglow
And every time I'd wiggle
Slipped it in da din slipped it in da din
A little further in it goes
Oh ohoh oh oh


Rump ba bomp ba bomp
Rammed it up my ding dong
Slipped it in da din
Poopity poopity chute
Rump ba bomp ba bomp
Rammed it up my ding dong
Slipped it in da din
Poopity poopity chute

That's sure a beautiful angel
What's a matter with the star?
That's a pretty star

Bomp ba bomp ba bomp
Rammed it up my ding dong
Slipped it in da din
Poopity poopity chute

Bomp ba bomp ba bomp
Rammed it up my ding dong
Slipped it in da din
Poopity poopity chute