Oh no
I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home

I'm so pumped up, gonna have some fun
On a Saturday night, seeing everyone
But a calm night out turned right fast into a storm
After three or four bars, it was getting late
It was time to slow down, time to hit the brakes
But ya know I ain't stoppin till I have a few dozen more

It went from going out with my friends
To a night that'll never end
Now I'm drunk as fuck and I don't even care
Yeah, I'm streaking Broadway in my underwear

Oh no
I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home

You know it's real bad when your mouth is numb
You don't feel that last shot running past your tongue
But it sure feels good to see my troubles all washed away
Drank a cigarette butt while playing pool
Left my credit card there and I lost a shoe
Guess a wet sock's better than talkin' 'bout work all day

It went from going out with my friends
To a night that'll never end
Now I'm drunk as fuck and I wanna fight
Gonna make this town my bitch tonight

Oh no
I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home
I shoulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Oh no
I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home
I shoulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Clinking my glass with some random asshole
Spilled his drink, but I did it with class, though
By the look on his face, I'd say this party's over
He took one more sip, then came at me
Yeah, I saw more stars than the sky in Tennessee
My head hitting dirt confirms this party's over

It went from going out with my friends
To a "Honey, guess where I am?"
Well, I'm drunk as fuck, having too much fun
Gettin' chased by cops, but I can't even run

Oh no
I really wanna go home
I wanna lay low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh no
I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home
I shoulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Oh no
I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home
I shoulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Oh no
I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home
Shoulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda

Oh no
I should've just stayed home
I should've laid low in the Winnebago
Oh no, I should've just stayed home