[Verse 1]
Beehive hairdo, 45 on the hip
Patrolwoman Saunders, don't you give her no whip
She took me to the station for a breathtest
Then back to the bedroom for some house-arrest

[Chorus]
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, ooh, they feel so warm

[Verse 2]
Coming back to London on a 747
Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven
Looking up the aisle to see what I could see
She leaned over said: "give it to me?"

[Bridge]
White apron, brown leather shoes
The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised
Gave me a massage, sprained my right
Now she takes my temperature every night

[Chorus]
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, ooh, they feel so warm
Women in uniform, women in uniform
Women in uniform, women in uniform

[Verse 3]
Commando raid on the Lebanese border
Sergeant Anita, she gives the order
Khaki jacket and a love gun
Baby, I surrender, let's have some fun

[Chorus]
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, ooh, they feel so warm

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, ooh, they feel so warm
Women in uniform, women in uniform
Women in uniform, women in uniform
Women in uniform, Khaki, white and blue
Women in uniform, coming after you
(Women, women, women in uniform)
(Women, women, women in uniform)
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, oh yeah, oh yeah
Women in uniform, Khaki, white and blue
Women in uniform, nice to get my hands on you
Women in uniform, ah! They look so cold
Women in uniform, but look out, look out!
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but...