(Parody of Janie's Got a Gun by Aerosmith)


"She's gorgeous. She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17."

Young, young, young
Young, young, young
Woody likes 'em young
Woody likes 'em young
The whole world's poking fun
At least he didn't date his son

What'll Mia Farrow do?
Woody took some pictures too
They say when Sun Yi was adopted
He said that he would baby sit
But woody overdid it
Sun Yi's got it bad
She ain't happy just to be just kin

Woody likes 'em young
Woody likes 'em young
"How often can you make love in an evening?"
"Well, a lot."
"Well, a lot is my favorite number. Gee, really, can ya?"
"Well, yeah. Let's do it some strange way that you've always wanted to do, but nobody would do it with you."
"What kind of talk is that from a kid your age?"
"Mature."
"I'll get my scuba diving equipment."

Woody lied, it was a problem
I tell ya it ain't right
Gotta stop that cradle robbin'
Woody likes 'em young
Woody likes 'em young