Everybody has one
Two, three or four
Nobody has none
Most have even more
It takes some skill to place it
On your anxious mug
It'll get you into trouble
If it ain't snug

You've got the wrong face on
And it's on wrong
The wrong face on
And it's on wrong
You've got the wrong face on
Wrong face on
The wrong face on
And it's on wrong

There's an art to hiding
What lies behind
And when you make the switch
Everything has to align
It takes a lot of practice
It takes a lot of work
There are no shortcuts
To a perfect smirk

You've got the wrong face on
And it's on wrong
The wrong face on
And it's on wrong
You've got the wrong face on
Wrong face on
The wrong face on
And it's on wrong

Ooh

Everybody has one
Two, three or four
Nobody has none
Most have even more
It takes some skill to place it
On your anxious mug
It'll get you into trouble
If it ain't snug

You've got the wrong face on
And it's on wrong
The wrong face on
And it's on wrong
You've got the wrong face on
Wrong face on
The wrong face on
And it's on wrong
Oh yeah