(Parody of Angel by Shaggy)


"So, uh, how you doing?"
"I'm alright."
"Cool. Hey listen, do you wanna come back to my house?"
"Yeah sure. It sounds like fun."
"Cool. How do you like your eggs?"
"Over easy."
"Oh, right on."

Girl you're my Angel
You're my darling Angel
Collapse between the sheets with me, baby
I'll still respect you in the morning, Angel
Come on and give me what I need, lady

It's OK if you wanna swap a-some tongue
But don't let him get those panty buttons undone
Don't throw away your future just to get some
Keep your legs crossed Hon watch out for the love bun
Other guys have a-just one intention
Here's a Trojan to help with prevention
After some he will try for penetration
Don't toy with impregnation before your graduation

I love you, Angel
You're my darling, Angel
"That's so sweet."
I kiss the ground beneath you feet, baby
"Oh, OK."

Your friend saw some so you should be treated
But that boy wants his mission completed
Don't give in when he's begging and pleading
You'll get stuck with a 3am feeding
You'll be starring on that Jerry Springer program
With a trailer park loser for a husband
He'll be sleeping with you sister and your step-mom
Boy who got a hard on turned into a moron

Girl you're my Angel
You're my virgin Angel
Collapse between the sheets with me, baby
I'll still respect you in the morning, Angel
Don't hold out give me what I need, lady
"Oooh OK. So you're sure I can't get pregnant just doing it once?"
"Oh yeah, man. My buddy watches ER all the time. He says there's no way."
"OK"
"Cool!"