When you're driving late at night
You feel the mosquitoes bite
On your arm
And your legs

Until you
Run for cover
Then you find yourself alone as usual there's no one there
To help you distinguish right form wrong--Yucca man

Anacondas wrapped around your neck--you want respect
But it won't come through your windows or your door
Grab it by the tail

Yucca man
Yucca man

If I had a dollar--cut it in two--give you fifty cents
But the rock will come and get you

Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man

Now you are a cannibal
You eat yourself for a supper in a stew
Shut your mouth
Stop gummin'

Yucca man
Yucca man

If I had a dollar--cut it in two--give you fifty cents
But the rock will come and get you

Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man

Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man
Yucca man