There's a fella from a film
Reminds me of Duncan Goodewe
But he's not a proper skinhead
Cause he hasn't got a tattoo

He's not as wise as he seems
Coz he's just an actor
He's a dunce, I've never seen
Him on the Krypton Factor

We all rinse in Silvercrin
To keep our head clean
But we know that Yul's not
A common human being
Coz he uses Mr Sheen...

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Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner,
They say he's a skinhead
But we know that it's a lie
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
He is just a baldy geezer
From the King & I,
Yul BBBBB Brynner

Yul Brynner was a skinhead
They said on the News,
But I've never seen Yul Brynner
Wearing Doctor Martens shoes

His only claim to fame was that
He had a shiney nut
But I would look just the same
If I had my hair cut

We all rinse in Silvercrin...

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