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AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18 ) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. you make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or the CIA. You have minor influence on your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick. TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist. GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest and are backstabbers. CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. 98% of the people in prison are Cancers. LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother fuckers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors. VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease." SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) The worst of the lot. You are shrew in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You prefer sex to breathing. You are a perfect son of a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have are reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarian's are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are not worth the time of day. CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. ir  abažaju bodyartą             https://lordroy.home.comcast.net/bumper. htm - lol |
 2007 m. kovo 30 d. |
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Very_crazy_enough pakomentavo Jim Brickman dainą Love Never Fails
SeymikuPaul pakomentavo 2012 vasaros festivalių tvarkaraštis
SeymikuPaul pakomentavo 2012 vasaros festivalių tvarkaraštis
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PLIKASS mėgsta Hurts dainą Liar
PLIKASS mėgsta Hurts dainą All I Have To Give
4Blackberry mėgsta Cut Hands
Very_crazy_enough patalpino naują topą 10 graziu albumu apie vienatve
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02:35 -
Very_crazy_enough
Diagnozes bus! Su usais? Apkiautes savo kiaute? Uzpakaliu i gyvenima ziuri ir jis i prieki veda? Vezys? Valdai? Plesrus? Metalistas su ilgai plaukai? Liutas! Dviveidis? Dvejinasi? Dubliuoji, dviguba dubli? Dvynys! Kaip gydyt? Elektrosoku
02:16 -
Very_crazy_enough
Dvyniai pagimdys dvynukus, oziaragis susikivircys, jautis jausis, mergeles liks nekaltos, zuvys zuva, avys avi, liuts lius, svarstykles svers daug, sauliai nusauti. Zodziu.koks gimei toks ir mirsi.nuo horoskopo nepabegsi
02:10 -
Very_crazy_enough
DI: pagal horoskopa kurie mano ateities metai bus patys laimingiausi? Astrologiškai Vėžiams itin palankūs periodai pasikartoja kas 12 metų. Tad 60ieji, 72ieji ir 84ieji metai. O veziam prognozuojamos onkologines ligos? Ats.: skrandis+krutys+limfa(vezys)
01:43 -
Very_crazy_enough
Horoskope perskaiciau kad gyvenu senatveje labai laiminga gyvenima. Dar 2 zenklai: jauciai. oziaragiai. Mano metai tampa vis laimingesni.igaunu daugiau ramybes, harmonojos ir vid.pasitenkinimo.tik kur pinigai? Kur sveikata?Kur naudingos pazintys darbams?
23:13 -
Very_crazy_enough
ojau? As noriu ne tik girdeti jus labiau tai gal... ne didinimo, o ausu gilinimo. Kam tau gilinti ausis? Kad suprasciau ir isigilinciau ka jus cia tyliai nuo manes snekat!
23:11 -
Very_crazy_enough
Anikdotas su potexte. Vat einam su seima ir aptarinejam operacijas. Tyliai snekames, kad Jai reikia neva krutines mazinimo, man - skrandzio didinimo operacijos. Vaikas isgirsta ir sako. Man reikia ausu operacijos. Tai didinimo ar mazinimo, klausiam, Mikal
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su kvailiais nesigyncioju. virtualiai jusu, epas (╮°-°)╮ ┳━━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻
2007 m. kovo 30 d. 22:23:11
Taip, liūtas pavaldo.
2007 m. kovo 30 d. 22:06:58
o mano aprašymas tai toks neblogas.. [manau kad esu gimusi lyderė, bet kiti galvoja kad aš idiotė
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Too young to care.
2007 m. kovo 30 d. 20:51:18
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jej tik...
2007 m. kovo 30 d. 20:51:18
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Kartais atrodo, kad šiais laikais tolerancija yra menas. Ir aš rimtai.
2007 m. kovo 30 d. 18:12:16
Pirmą kartą matau tokias nuotraukas su zodiako ženklais
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Mano smegenys nėra erogeninė zona, taip kad prašyčiau man jų nepist.
2007 m. kovo 30 d. 16:20:59
Nuotraukos jau matytos, bet šiaip labai gražios ir įdomios
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