(Cookies, cookies, cookies, and cream)
A Beethoven's in the motherfucking house, baby!
(I'm gonna whip you into shape)
I'm gonna whip you in the shape, I'm gonna whip you into - shape!

Cookies, cookies, cookies, cream
I'm gonna whip you in the shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape
Cookies, cookies, cookies, cream
I'm gonna whip you in the shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress
I think you need a little fucking practice
Sex for homework, sitting in detention
There's just a few things that I would like to mention
(Like using furniture or a special apparatus)
Study your ass off while I get my rocks off
(Study your ass off while I get my rocks off)

Beauty, beauty, beauty, and brains
I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape
Beauty, beauty, beauty, and brains
I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress
I think you need a little fucking practice
Sex for homework, sitting in detention
There's just a few things that I would like to mention
(Like French-kissing but not your mouth)
Only bad girls will get good grades!

If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
I am so prepared for this test

Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress
I think you need a little fucking practice
Sex for homework, sitting in detention
There's just a few things that I would like to mention
(Like the butterfly or a modified missionary position)
Only bad girls will get good grades!

If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
(Goddamn, I'm going to cram for a one night stand exam)
If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
(Now I will never get into a good college)
If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
(Do you want to be my study partner?)
If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
(I am so prepared for this fucking test!)

Whip you into shape
I'm going to whip you into shape
I'm going to whip you into shape
I'm going to whip you into shape!

(Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?)