[Writer: ALANIS MORISSETTE]

Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
And like any hot blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave

But you
You're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepherd

But you
You're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before

But this
Is not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate