(Beastie Boys/Rick Rubin)
They got a committee to get me off the block
'Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say 'em nonstop
Because being bad news is what we're all about
We went to White Castle and we got thrown out
I got my boy Mike D. I got the King Adrock
I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock
I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud
So I reached in the Miller cooler grabbed a cool Bud

Slow riding gun hidin' on the go
I'm fly like an eagle and I drink Old Crow
I'm the king of the classroom coolin' in the back
My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack
She chased me out of class 0 she was strapped with a ruler
Went to the bathroom rolled myself a wooler
With bottle in hand at the microphone stand
Ay yo homeboy what you drinkin' man

I got money I got juice
I got to the party and I got loose
I got rhythms I got rhymes
I got the girlies with the Def behinds
I got ill I got busted
I got dust and I got dusted
I got gold I got funky
I got the new dance they call the Brass Monkey

Because I'm hard hittin' always biten cool as hell
I got the trees on my mirror so my car won't smell
Sittin' around the house gettin' high and watchin' tube
I'm eating Colonel's chicken drinkin' Heineken brew
And I'm a gangster I'm a prankster I'm the king of the Ave.
And I'm hated confrontated for the juice that I have
All the fine ladies are making a fuss
But I can't pay attention 'cause I'm on that dust