It wasn't that much of a fight
It wasn't anybody's night
It wasn't that much of a fight... that's right

No one heard the bell
There's no story to tell
No one reached into his pocket for the stiletto knife
No bodies fell
It was boring as hell
It wasn't that much of a fight

It wasn't that much of a fight
Nobody went to the light
It wasn't that much of a fight... that's right

No charred timbers smoking
No bottles broken
Nobody running to the glovebox for the stolen gun
No dirty deeds done
It just wasn't that fun

No blood was spilled
Nobody got killed
No angry words said that could not be taken back
No one at the helm
Everyone underwhelmed
It wasn't that much of a fight

Every stone unturned
Every bridge unburned
Every lesson unlearned

No blood was spilled
Nobody was killed
No one lurking in the shadows with bad intent
No ambulance sent
Not even a dent

It wasn't that much of a fight
It wasn't that much of a fight
Last one, turn out the light