(Yee haw haw hoo hoo!)
I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one who takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
(yee haw!)
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

(come on!)

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
(Yee hoo!)
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

AND I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

(Yee haw!)

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drrrriiiive..... Staples... (deep)