Hey Mister where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour
SAY OH NO!!
Do you brake for distilled spirits
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
1,2,1,2,3,4!!!
Cold turkeys gettin stale
Tonight Im eatin crow
Feremented salmonella poison oh no

There`s a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I`m dehidrated
My tongue is swelling up
I SAY 1,2,1,2,3,4!!!
Troubled times
you know I can not lie
I`m off the wagon and I`m
HITCHIN A RIDE!!!

There`s a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I`m dehidrated
My tongue is swelling up
I SAY SHIT!!!

Troubled times you no I can not lie
now Im off the wagon and I`m
HITCHIN A RIDE!!! +8