Christmas is not all its cracked up to be.
Families fighting, around the plastic tree.
Nothing on the TV what you want to see,
And its hardly ever snowing, the way its meant to be.
Like a white Christmas, year to year,
Bing Crosby, Bing Crosby,
Are you listening to me?
It doesn't often snow at Christmas the way its meant to do,
But I`ll still have a glowing Christmas, because I`ll be with you.
Christmas message was long ago lost,
Now its all about shopping and how much things cost,
Its meant to be goodwill, as well as synthetic fun,
What is this years festive number 1?
It doesn't often snow at Christmas the way its meant to do,
But I`ll still have a glowing Christmas, because I`ll be with you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Happy Christmas
Oooh oooh oooooh!
It doesn't often snow at Christmas the way its meant to do,
But I`ll still have a glowing Christmas, because I`ll be with you.
It doesn't often snow at Christmas the way its meant to do,
But I`ll still have a glowing Christmas, because I`ll be with you.
It doesn't often snow at Christmas the way its meant to do,
But I`ll still have a glowing Christmas, because I`ll be with you.
Pamenu kokiais 1985ais kai Lietuvoje dar nebuvo Dievo, rimtesniu baznyciu, renginiu, katinas leopoldas buvo pirmas krikscionis neses Dievo zinia i dar sovietine sali.
Jei esi geras – viskas lengva kelyje,
O kai atvirkščiai – sunku ir tamsu darosi tiesiog.
Pasidalink su kiekvienu džiaugsmu savo tyru,
Sėk aplinkui juoką skambų ir tyrą.
Jei dainas dainuoji – linksmiau pasidaro,
O kai atvirkščiai – nuobodu ir pilka, be gal
Daina Jei esi geras leopoldas.
Lietus basas per žemę nubėgo,
Klevams per pečius tapšnojo delnais.
Jei diena giedra – gera ir miela,
O kai atvirkščiai – liūdna pasidaro visai.
Girdis, kaip skamba aukštai danguje
Saulės spindulių stygos šviesios.
Jei esi g
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Erotomanas: Sto pensando a noi
Patrakus senute: Can't stop thinking of you
Eros: ono umana situazioni
Patrakus: They're just human contradictions (R.I.P.)