He only calls you up when he wants something
Like a wasp that's lost its sting
I think he'd look good on a windscreen

He'll hang you out like the bedsheets on the line to dry
You gotta be strong, be tall, be thick, be false.
Don't let him crucify

So why are you still with him?
I wanna say that he's played with your heart for the last time
But we both know that is just a dream of mine

He's running rings round you whilst you shop for yours
When it rains it fucking pours
The weather never changes in your town

The life of Riley is one he occupies
I'm not obsessed and I'm not a spy
I've better things to do in my spare time, honest

So why are you still with him?
I wanna say that he's played with your heart for the last time
But we both know that is just a dream of mine

So why are you still with him?
I wanna say that he's stayed in your bed for the last time
But we both know that is just a dream of mine