Busting in on a new roommate
Banging your beautiful Zoommate
Lookin' a lot like a mess up
Mess up

Giving a standing ovation
Orchestra's tuning up, shame shame
Highly uncultural mess up
Mess up

Winning through illicit doping
Ladder collapsed while eloping
So many ways you can mess up
Mess up

Run far away, run and just hide
Know that in time shame will subside

Phoning in sick 'cause you're laid up
Boss sees you racing your Ram truck
Now you're laid off, what a mess up
Mess up

Too eager in your acquainting
Boyfriend of hers has you fainting
Heavy right fist, now you're messed up
Messed up

Run far away, run and hide
Know that in time shame subsides

To-ing when you should be fro-ing
Staying when you should be going
So very easy to mess up
Mess up

Panning what you should be lauding
Booing while others applauding
Always a sign of a mess up
Mess up

Run far away, run and then hide
Hope that someday your shame subsides
In time your shame subsides
In time your shame subsides

Messin' up, jig is up
You've messed up
Messin' up, jig is up
You've messed up

Trying too hard to be crying
Audience sees that you're lying
Just a theatrical mess up
Mess up
You say you never have messed up
How' bout a minuscule 'fess up?
Surely just once you have messed up
Messed up

Run far away, run and hide
Run far away, run and hide