"Who could ask for a more beautiful evening, Houston?"
[from a space mission]

"Some kind of fish have special electrical organs, which are able to accumulate tens or even hundreds of Volts ..."
"During night hunt electrical catfish (sheatfish ?) radiates bio-electrical charges ..."
"In fresh reservoirs of Africa exists ..."

[translation of a russian talking about his fishies]

"A marijuana bomb. it sounded like a hot water heater blew out, Mr. Bantile said, we came running out of our bedroom to see what had happened. the place was 8 inches deep in brown weeds. there was this jagged hole 2 feet across in the roof. Mr Bantile's mobile home had been bombed by a 100 pound bale of marijuana jetisonned from a smuggler's aircraft fleeing airborn custom agents. the light aircraft dumped about two dozen bales throughout the area. well, all I can say is they must be well whacked in Fort Lauderdale by now!"

[David Rodigan - he was a DJ at the time on London's Kiss 100 radio station.]