"we interupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin from world news, a press association has just announced that. ...we have a Pope, and he has taken the name... kingshire (or kingjames) sooty shearwater...titi...caca...hoi hoi"

at the very end:

"69, 69, 69, what, 69, say no more 69, nudge nudge,79, what, 79, you're all completely mad?, 40, are you gonna sort it out or aren't ya?"
(the male voice might be Fil (as on Egnabled)),

[obvious Python references.]