"Come with us. Leave your wheat fields, leave your back street shops, your fishing boats. Leave your offices in the tall skycrapers. Leave all that is routine and commonplace, and come with us for a while....Come with us to where man has never been, but where he will go, as certain as the PASSING OF TIME....Come with us to the moon....The rocket is waiting."

[This sample is from one of many recruitment audio or video tapes from The Church of the Subgenius. (their 2 main books are Church of the Subgenius and Revelation X).]

rain and hail, cans of beans,
bread without butter; fried
eggs, boiled eggs, poached
eggs; peanut butter
sandwiches, and an invisible
chicken in every pot.

[samples Charles Bukowski at 1:35, We Ain't Got No Money, Honey, But We Got Rain [1990]