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Robin Williams: The definition of pornography is quite simple. Erotic is using a feather, pornography is using the entire chicken.

[laughter]

Robin Williams: Which is weird. And I've been watching a little bit of porn since I've been on the road.

[raises his hand and "speaks" through it, a la a ventriloquist dummy]

Robin Williams: "A little?"

Robin Williams: [pushes his hand down]

Robin Williams: Shut up.

[laughter]

Robin Williams: And with porn movies, they don't have "Cumming Attractions," 'cause if it was, you'd be like "Oh, done! Thank you, fine."

[laughter]

Robin Williams: With porn movies, when you're watching them, it's basically they're an hour and a half long. And who watches an entire fucking porn movie?

[off audience reaction]

Robin Williams: One guy up there going "I do!"

Robin Williams: The acting in porn movies is always so bad. There's always that one girl who's like

[pantomimes]

Robin Williams: It's not Miss America! Stay with the dick! What are you doing?

[laughter]

Robin Williams: And why do they always have to have such bad actors, who are always like "I'm going to fuck you... so hard..." Even my right hand is going "I don't believe you."

[laughter]

Robin Williams: But there are scripts! There are scripts for porn movies! Somebody's writing this stuff, going

[pantomimes typing on a typewriter]

Robin Williams: "I'm going to fuck you so hard..."

[pause; pantomimes writer thinking]

Robin Williams: "... you little whore."

[pantomimes pulling sheet out of typewriter]

Robin Williams: "Okay, that's it for today."

[laughter]

Robin Williams: And then they're on a porn movie set, going "I'm going to fuck you... LINE!"

[laughter]

Robin Williams: "Fuck you hard, you little whore." Thank you! I just need a moment!

Robin Williams: And it's not bad enough that they make porn movies, they make porn movies of MY movies. They made "Good Will Humping." It's okay. "Wet Dreams May Cum," all right. "Snatch Adams"? That was scary. A clown with a strap-on. Fuck off! You know, "Popeye", I would watch.

[laughter]

Robin Williams: If you have a parrot, do not leave them in the bedroom. They hear everything. All of a sudden, you'll have guests over for dinner and the parrot will go "not the ass!"

[laughter]

Robin Williams: [feigning laughter] Woah! Petey! He's been watching porn again!

[laughter]

Robin Williams: "Fuck me, Teddy! Fuck me hard!"

[laughter]

Robin Williams: [feigning laughter again] Honey, who's Teddy?

[laughter]

Robin Williams: I love the guys who say "I watch NASCAR for the racing." Yeah, and I watch porn for the acting. You LIAR!

[laughter]