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Weird Al Yankovich daugiausia pas mane, nesenai atradau "Hello, I love you let's get tested for AIDS"
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[You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blow]
[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
Your so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
I'm a sad,
Homely girl,
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as board
Thin and lengthy
[Ken]
You're a doll
Get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't come near me
'Cause your breath is stanky!
[Barbie]
Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say,
I'm an eye sore!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo, boo hoo!
Oh let's go out and have some fun!
[Ken]
I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!
[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo, hoo, hoo, yeah!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo!
Boo hoo!
Oh let's go out and have some fun!
[Ken]
I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!
[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!
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Weird Al rašo ne tik parodijas, šiaip komiškas daineles.
Viena tokia skirta šv. Valentino dienai:
"I Was Only Kidding"
When I said that I'd be faithful
When I promised I'd be true
When I swore that I could never
Be with anyone but you
When I told you that I loved you
With those tender words I spoke
I was only kidding
Now, can't you take a joke?
When I said that I need you, baby
When I told you that I really care
When I said that I can't live without you
When I said I'd follow you anywhere
When I said you could always trust me
When I said I'd never leave you flat
Well, guess what? I was only kidding, baby
I can't belieeeeve you fell for that! You're so gullible...
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) You thought that was for real?
I was only kidding
Now I'm sorry if you misunderstood, but the fact remains
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) Baby, baby, I was...
(I was) only kidding
Well, I guess I got you pretty good, now listen...
When I said that I love you, baby
From the very bottom of my heart
When I said that I miss you so badly
Every second we're apart
When I swore that you're just getting more and more
Beautiful every day
Well, I was only kidding, honey
What's the matter with you anyway? Let me tell you something
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) You understand, don't ya?
I was only kidding
Well, I guess it probably hurts you alot, but you gotta know
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) Come on now, get a clue
I was only kidding
I really love you... NOT!
When I said you oughta marry
When I said that we should settle down
Well, I was pullin' your leg there, honey
I was just foolin' around
You see, I -- I never meant to upset you, darlin'
I never meant to hurt anyone
I was only kidding, baby
Why don't you just put down that gun?
Let's talk this over
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) Whatch where you're pointing that thing
(I was only kidding)
Hey, I'm sorry if your heart is broke... you gotta realize
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) Aww, yeah
I was only kidding
Now, honey, can't you take a joke?
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Sekanti parodija apie tai kaip dainininkui Tom Petty patinka nešioti laisvus šortus be apatinių kelnių po jais. (Parodija dainos "Free Falling" by Tom Petty)
Freeballin'
I’m a good boy
Love my jimmies
Love ticklin’
And scratchin’ ‘em too
I’m a loose guy
Not crazy ‘bout undies
Those jockeys
Will strangle my doodads
It’s been a long day
Sweatin’ in my valley
But a cool breeze
Is blowing through these parts
Am I a bad boy
Cuz I love how it’s feelin’
No I’m a glad boy
When I’m swinging in my shorts
So I’m free
Freeballin’
Yeah, I’m free
Freeballin’
Freeballin’
I’m a loose bomb and
I want to flop down
Under my jammies
I want to wink that
Snake with one eye
Gonna freeball
Wearin’ almost nothing
Gonna swing my
Nuts for awhile
And I’m free
Freeballin’
I’m a loose bomb
Freeballin’
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Gal dar prisimenate CHRISTINĄ AGUILERĄ? Jos pirmą dainą Genie In A Bottle?
Taip maždaug dainuoja:
I feel like I've been locked up tight
for a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone to release me
Ooh (my body is saying let's go)
Ooh (but my heart is saying no)
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do
Tai radau tokią versiją:
"Weenie In A Bottle"
It feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way, to release it.
I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.
Ow, Ow, Ow! (Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow! (Oh God! What did I just do?)
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no. Can, can, someone come help me out?
It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!
Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!
{Emergeny Services}
Denver 911, what is your emergency?
-Ow, Ow, ow!
{Emergency Services}
Hello?
-Ow, ow, ow!
{Emergency Services}
Sir, what seems to be the problem?
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
{Emergency Services}
Go on! It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
{Emergency Services}
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
{Police}
He's in here,
Let's break the door down!
They break the door down.
{Police}
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
{Policeman}
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!
OWWWW!!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!
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Auka suprato kad nusikaltimo bendrininkus senokai pazinojo
O čia tai, kaip biznesmenai supranta kalėdinės dainelės "JINGLE BELLS" tikrąją intenciją:
Jingle bells, Jingle bells - jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse-open-sleigh.
Profits here, profits there, profits everywhere
Christmas time is funny - I smell money in the air.
Advertise, glamorize, fool them with the flair
And let's make sure that Christmas is a businesslike affair.
They're eating up our lies and dashing to the stores,
Then all our prices rise and how the money pours
If we don't keep them blind and watching the TV
They might see through our tyranny - then where would business be?
Profits here, profits there, profits everywhere
Christmas time is funny - I smell money in the air.
Advertise, glamorize, fool them with the flair
And let's make sure that Christmas is a businesslike affair.
We'll tell them how to think and tell them what to buy,
What to eat and drink and how to live and die,
And if our plan succeeds, then Christmas time is high,
Insteada seeking love'n'peace they'll hunt for gifts to buy.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells - jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse-open-sleigh.
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Chorus It will soon be Christmas Day
Santas loading up the sleigh
Hell come slide right down my chimney
To give some gum an treats
I love silvers bells, and Santas elves
Its my favorite holiday
They remind me that its Christmas time
Its Christmas time
Dear Santa.
Hows it going? Yo its Stan. Whats up?
I wanted to send you my letter earlier
You know, to beat the Christmas rush.
I know we already spoke when I saw you at the mall
But I thought you might forget
So just bring me what I wrote on this list,
And well be all set.
First off, I want a Sony Playstation 2
And a bunch of games, I dont care which ones
Ill leave that up to you.
I want that Teenage Dirtbag CD by Weathus
Some hilfiger jeans and a new pair of Adidas.
Bring me a TV and a home computer.
A fat leather jacket and a razor scooter
I dont want no books I dont want no socks
I dont want none of that stuff.
I trust you Santa I know youll hook a brother up.
Hey and listen: after delivering all those gifts
I think youre ready to party
So instead of cookies and milk
Ima hook you up with a forty
Well, I know you got a lot to do and a lot to plan
So just beep me if you got any questions.
Yo Im out. This is Stan.
Chorus
Dear Fat Man.
You didnt bring me nothing I asked you to!
I guess this is all some kind of sick joke to you.
Does messing with me bring you some kind of joy?
I asked you for a Playstation 2
You brang me a gameboy!
And whats up with this chemistry set that wasnt on the list
g.
And what in the world makes you think Id want Britney Spears
CD?
I think youve been in the cold to long it must have froze your
brain.
I specifically said no socks, I got 14 pairs, are you insane?
And wheres my racer scooter, did you leave that on the shelf?
JeezeLouise Santa. Do I have to do everything myself?
You better bring me my stuff by New Year
Or next year I wont leave you none of my daddys beer.
Do we understand each other Santa?
Good, thats what I thought.
P. S. Tell Mrs. Claus, I think she hot.
Dear Stan.
Dont threaten me you snot-nosed little punk.
Theres a very good reason I left you all that whacked junk.
I make two lists each year to separate everybody
I got one list for the nice and one list for the naughty.
In February this year you stole some cash from your mother
In March you beat the crap out of your poor little brother.
In April you skipped 3 days of school
And in May you started smoking cause you thought it was cool.
In June you stole a bicycle with no hesitation.
July and August, hmm you where ok.
What, you take a vacation?
September my goodness, you made quite an impression.
Burglary, assault, misdemeanor possession.
So you see you little scumbag, theres a reason you got this.
You were at the very top on my naughty boys list.
So complain all you want about your lame Christmas gifts.
You got what you deserved.
P.S. Thanks for the Schlitz. *burp*
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End of the line ___.
http://www.last.fm/user/Evil_Woozy/
Pamenu kokiais 1985ais kai Lietuvoje dar nebuvo Dievo, rimtesniu baznyciu, renginiu, katinas leopoldas buvo pirmas krikscionis neses Dievo zinia i dar sovietine sali.
Jei esi geras – viskas lengva kelyje,
O kai atvirkščiai – sunku ir tamsu darosi tiesiog.
Pasidalink su kiekvienu džiaugsmu savo tyru,
Sėk aplinkui juoką skambų ir tyrą.
Jei dainas dainuoji – linksmiau pasidaro,
O kai atvirkščiai – nuobodu ir pilka, be gal
Daina Jei esi geras leopoldas.
Lietus basas per žemę nubėgo,
Klevams per pečius tapšnojo delnais.
Jei diena giedra – gera ir miela,
O kai atvirkščiai – liūdna pasidaro visai.
Girdis, kaip skamba aukštai danguje
Saulės spindulių stygos šviesios.
Jei esi g
tokį smulkų, drebantį žmogelį:– Na, o tu kokio masto nusikaltėlis? Ką stambaus prasukai?Žmogelis nuryja seilę ir taria:– Aš naktį ežere su tinklais dvi lydekas sugavau... Ketvirtasis:
- O as RUKI VVERH daina A GDE ZE VY DEVCHONKI kaimu vestuvese su lietuv
Anigdots. Aš esu programišius. Įsilaužiau į Pentagono serverius, nukopijavau slaptus failus. Valstybės saugumo grėsmė!Antrasis atsiremia į sieną:– Aš – tarptautinis ginklų prekeivis. Aprūpindavau ištisas armijas. Pasaulinis mastas!Atsisuka abu į trečiąjį,
Erotomanas: Sto pensando a noi
Patrakus senute: Can't stop thinking of you
Eros: ono umana situazioni
Patrakus: They're just human contradictions (R.I.P.)
2006 m. gegužės 13 d. 11:41:49
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...Galas nuolankiam meilikavimui ir pataikavimui miniai, vidutinybiu aukshtinimui ir kvailiu ishkėlimui!!!
2006 m. gegužės 2 d. 00:57:45
cia gal ne parodija net bet kai robbie williams dainavo britnes spears dainos istrauka
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2006 m. balandžio 24 d. 15:29:40
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Rytas ateis, kaip ateina mirtis išdidi, bet prieš mirtį dažnai širdyje nurimsti....
2006 m. balandžio 23 d. 18:40:14
YANKOVIC
https://www.lyricsandsongs.com/ly...C_WEI RD_AL.html
(atsiversti dainos žodžius ir paspausti ant nuorodos Listen to Song)
Bob RIVERS
https://www.bobrivers.com/audiova...tunes .asp?Var=0
Tai kas geriau daro parodijas:
Al YANKOVIC'ius ar Bob RIVERS'as?
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2006 m. balandžio 23 d. 17:47:27
2006 m. balandžio 23 d. 13:12:53
Weird Al Yankovich daugiausia pas mane, nesenai atradau "Hello, I love you let's get tested for AIDS"
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blogis [You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blow]
2006 m. balandžio 23 d. 13:06:56
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www.last.fm/user/xnerex (pasiziurekit ka as dar siaip pasiklausau) xstraight edgex xsXex xnerex
2006 m. balandžio 22 d. 07:42:18
[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?
[Barbie]
Sure Ken!
[Ken]
Well forget it!
[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
Your so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
I'm a sad,
Homely girl,
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as board
Thin and lengthy
[Ken]
You're a doll
Get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't come near me
'Cause your breath is stanky!
[Barbie]
Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say,
I'm an eye sore!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Said I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo, boo hoo!
Oh let's go out and have some fun!
[Ken]
I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!
[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo, hoo, hoo, yeah!
[Ken]
You're so ugly,
You disgust me!
[Barbie]
Boo hoo!
Boo hoo!
Oh let's go out and have some fun!
[Ken]
I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!
[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!
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2006 m. vasario 15 d. 00:09:08
Viena tokia skirta šv. Valentino dienai:
"I Was Only Kidding"
When I said that I'd be faithful
When I promised I'd be true
When I swore that I could never
Be with anyone but you
When I told you that I loved you
With those tender words I spoke
I was only kidding
Now, can't you take a joke?
When I said that I need you, baby
When I told you that I really care
When I said that I can't live without you
When I said I'd follow you anywhere
When I said you could always trust me
When I said I'd never leave you flat
Well, guess what? I was only kidding, baby
I can't belieeeeve you fell for that! You're so gullible...
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) You thought that was for real?
I was only kidding
Now I'm sorry if you misunderstood, but the fact remains
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) Baby, baby, I was...
(I was) only kidding
Well, I guess I got you pretty good, now listen...
When I said that I love you, baby
From the very bottom of my heart
When I said that I miss you so badly
Every second we're apart
When I swore that you're just getting more and more
Beautiful every day
Well, I was only kidding, honey
What's the matter with you anyway? Let me tell you something
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) You understand, don't ya?
I was only kidding
Well, I guess it probably hurts you alot, but you gotta know
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) Come on now, get a clue
I was only kidding
I really love you... NOT!
When I said you oughta marry
When I said that we should settle down
Well, I was pullin' your leg there, honey
I was just foolin' around
You see, I -- I never meant to upset you, darlin'
I never meant to hurt anyone
I was only kidding, baby
Why don't you just put down that gun?
Let's talk this over
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) Whatch where you're pointing that thing
(I was only kidding)
Hey, I'm sorry if your heart is broke... you gotta realize
(I was only kidding) I was only kidding
(I was only kidding) Aww, yeah
I was only kidding
Now, honey, can't you take a joke?
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2006 m. vasario 9 d. 17:15:51
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:Č
2006 m. vasario 9 d. 17:15:28
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You talk about your woman I wish you could see mine
2006 m. vasario 9 d. 17:15:22
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Kristupas Kolumbas isrado Ameriga!
2006 m. vasario 9 d. 16:26:59
(Parodija dainos "Free Falling" by Tom Petty)
Freeballin'
I’m a good boy
Love my jimmies
Love ticklin’
And scratchin’ ‘em too
I’m a loose guy
Not crazy ‘bout undies
Those jockeys
Will strangle my doodads
It’s been a long day
Sweatin’ in my valley
But a cool breeze
Is blowing through these parts
Am I a bad boy
Cuz I love how it’s feelin’
No I’m a glad boy
When I’m swinging in my shorts
So I’m free
Freeballin’
Yeah, I’m free
Freeballin’
Freeballin’
I’m a loose bomb and
I want to flop down
Under my jammies
I want to wink that
Snake with one eye
Gonna freeball
Wearin’ almost nothing
Gonna swing my
Nuts for awhile
And I’m free
Freeballin’
I’m a loose bomb
Freeballin’
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Auka suprato kad nusikaltimo bendrininkus senokai pazinojo
2006 m. vasario 4 d. 19:24:35
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for a life without rules
2006 m. sausio 24 d. 13:09:48
Taip maždaug dainuoja:
I feel like I've been locked up tight
for a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone to release me
Ooh (my body is saying let's go)
Ooh (but my heart is saying no)
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do
Tai radau tokią
"Weenie In A Bottle"
It feels like I've been alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way, to release it.
I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.
Ow, Ow, Ow! (Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow! (Oh God! What did I just do?)
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no. Can, can, someone come help me out?
It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!
Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!
{Emergeny Services}
Denver 911, what is your emergency?
-Ow, Ow, ow!
{Emergency Services}
Hello?
-Ow, ow, ow!
{Emergency Services}
Sir, what seems to be the problem?
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
{Emergency Services}
Go on!
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
{Emergency Services}
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
{Police}
He's in here,
Let's break the door down!
They break the door down.
{Police}
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
{Policeman}
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!
OWWWW!!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!
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Auka suprato kad nusikaltimo bendrininkus senokai pazinojo
2006 m. sausio 17 d. 15:15:30
Jingle bells, Jingle bells - jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse-open-sleigh.
Profits here, profits there, profits everywhere
Christmas time is funny - I smell money in the air.
Advertise, glamorize, fool them with the flair
And let's make sure that Christmas is a businesslike affair.
They're eating up our lies and dashing to the stores,
Then all our prices rise and how the money pours
If we don't keep them blind and watching the TV
They might see through our tyranny - then where would business be?
Profits here, profits there, profits everywhere
Christmas time is funny - I smell money in the air.
Advertise, glamorize, fool them with the flair
And let's make sure that Christmas is a businesslike affair.
We'll tell them how to think and tell them what to buy,
What to eat and drink and how to live and die,
And if our plan succeeds, then Christmas time is high,
Insteada seeking love'n'peace they'll hunt for gifts to buy.
Jingle bells, Jingle bells - jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse-open-sleigh.
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Auka suprato kad nusikaltimo bendrininkus senokai pazinojo
2006 m. sausio 8 d. 15:43:09
2006 m. sausio 8 d. 14:37:47
Chorus It will soon be Christmas Day
Santas loading up the sleigh
Hell come slide right down my chimney
To give some gum an treats
I love silvers bells, and Santas elves
Its my favorite holiday
They remind me that its Christmas time
Its Christmas time
Dear Santa.
Hows it going? Yo its Stan. Whats up?
I wanted to send you my letter earlier
You know, to beat the Christmas rush.
I know we already spoke when I saw you at the mall
But I thought you might forget
So just bring me what I wrote on this list,
And well be all set.
First off, I want a Sony Playstation 2
And a bunch of games, I dont care which ones
Ill leave that up to you.
I want that Teenage Dirtbag CD by Weathus
Some hilfiger jeans and a new pair of Adidas.
Bring me a TV and a home computer.
A fat leather jacket and a razor scooter
I dont want no books I dont want no socks
I dont want none of that stuff.
I trust you Santa I know youll hook a brother up.
Hey and listen: after delivering all those gifts
I think youre ready to party
So instead of cookies and milk
Ima hook you up with a forty
Well, I know you got a lot to do and a lot to plan
So just beep me if you got any questions.
Yo Im out. This is Stan.
Chorus
Dear Fat Man.
You didnt bring me nothing I asked you to!
I guess this is all some kind of sick joke to you.
Does messing with me bring you some kind of joy?
I asked you for a Playstation 2
You brang me a gameboy!
And whats up with this chemistry set that wasnt on the list
g.
And what in the world makes you think Id want Britney Spears
CD?
I think youve been in the cold to long it must have froze your
brain.
I specifically said no socks, I got 14 pairs, are you insane?
And wheres my racer scooter, did you leave that on the shelf?
JeezeLouise Santa. Do I have to do everything myself?
You better bring me my stuff by New Year
Or next year I wont leave you none of my daddys beer.
Do we understand each other Santa?
Good, thats what I thought.
P. S. Tell Mrs. Claus, I think she hot.
Dear Stan.
Dont threaten me you snot-nosed little punk.
Theres a very good reason I left you all that whacked junk.
I make two lists each year to separate everybody
I got one list for the nice and one list for the naughty.
In February this year you stole some cash from your mother
In March you beat the crap out of your poor little brother.
In April you skipped 3 days of school
And in May you started smoking cause you thought it was cool.
In June you stole a bicycle with no hesitation.
July and August, hmm you where ok.
What, you take a vacation?
September my goodness, you made quite an impression.
Burglary, assault, misdemeanor possession.
So you see you little scumbag, theres a reason you got this.
You were at the very top on my naughty boys list.
So complain all you want about your lame Christmas gifts.
You got what you deserved.
P.S. Thanks for the Schlitz. *burp*
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2006 m. sausio 8 d. 14:29:50
Weird Al
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Auka suprato kad nusikaltimo bendrininkus senokai pazinojo
2006 m. sausio 8 d. 13:52:36
Kažkieno dienorašty radau.. :}