AVRIL LAVIGNE: you've become
Somebody else around everyone else
Watchin' your back
And you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
And life's like this, you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you flaking
No, no, no
PARODY: Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
AVRIL: When you become
Somebody else around everyone else
Watchin' your back, like you can't relax
Tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
And life's like this, you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you flaking
No, no
PARODY: Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
AVRIL:Chill out, what you yellin' for
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Somebody else around everyone else
You're watchin' your back
Like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you flaking
No, no
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you flaking
No, no, no
PARODY: I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read "Sports Illustrated"
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
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Pamenu kokiais 1985ais kai Lietuvoje dar nebuvo Dievo, rimtesniu baznyciu, renginiu, katinas leopoldas buvo pirmas krikscionis neses Dievo zinia i dar sovietine sali.
Jei esi geras – viskas lengva kelyje,
O kai atvirkščiai – sunku ir tamsu darosi tiesiog.
Pasidalink su kiekvienu džiaugsmu savo tyru,
Sėk aplinkui juoką skambų ir tyrą.
Jei dainas dainuoji – linksmiau pasidaro,
O kai atvirkščiai – nuobodu ir pilka, be gal
Daina Jei esi geras leopoldas.
Lietus basas per žemę nubėgo,
Klevams per pečius tapšnojo delnais.
Jei diena giedra – gera ir miela,
O kai atvirkščiai – liūdna pasidaro visai.
Girdis, kaip skamba aukštai danguje
Saulės spindulių stygos šviesios.
Jei esi g
tokį smulkų, drebantį žmogelį:– Na, o tu kokio masto nusikaltėlis? Ką stambaus prasukai?Žmogelis nuryja seilę ir taria:– Aš naktį ežere su tinklais dvi lydekas sugavau... Ketvirtasis:
- O as RUKI VVERH daina A GDE ZE VY DEVCHONKI kaimu vestuvese su lietuv
Anigdots. Aš esu programišius. Įsilaužiau į Pentagono serverius, nukopijavau slaptus failus. Valstybės saugumo grėsmė!Antrasis atsiremia į sieną:– Aš – tarptautinis ginklų prekeivis. Aprūpindavau ištisas armijas. Pasaulinis mastas!Atsisuka abu į trečiąjį,
Erotomanas: Sto pensando a noi
Patrakus senute: Can't stop thinking of you
Eros: ono umana situazioni
Patrakus: They're just human contradictions (R.I.P.)
2006 m. sausio 8 d. 13:38:42
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taram
2006 m. sausio 8 d. 13:22:24
Daina "Complicated"
AVRIL LAVIGNE: you've become
Somebody else around everyone else
Watchin' your back
And you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
And life's like this, you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you flaking
No, no, no
PARODY: Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
AVRIL: When you become
Somebody else around everyone else
Watchin' your back, like you can't relax
Tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
And life's like this, you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you flaking
No, no
PARODY: Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
AVRIL:Chill out, what you yellin' for
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Somebody else around everyone else
You're watchin' your back
Like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you flaking
No, no
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
You fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get
And you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you flaking
No, no, no
PARODY: I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read "Sports Illustrated"
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
____________________
Auka suprato kad nusikaltimo bendrininkus senokai pazinojo
2006 m. sausio 8 d. 12:54:27
2006 m. sausio 8 d. 12:45:59
Parodija - pagal tą pačią melodiją dainuojami kiti žodžiai, kuriais išsišaipo ar padaro nerimtą originalią dainą.
Gal kas nors juokingų parodijų esate radę?
____________________
Auka suprato kad nusikaltimo bendrininkus senokai pazinojo