NenorÄ—Äiau zombių apokalipsÄ—s, net ir pažiÅ«rÄ—jus krÅ«vÄ… zombinių filmų ir paskaiÄius tokių straipsnių man aiÅ¡ku, kad ilgai neatsilaikyÄiau.
1. Neturiu Å¡aunamojo ginklo, o su keptuve, ko gero, neilgai atsilaikyÄiau (nebent dar tris kartus reiktų pažiÅ«rÄ—ti Tangled, kad skillas kiltų). Ir maÅ¡inos neturiu. Ir vairuoti nemoku.
2. Kai gyveni barake, kur net norint patekt iki tÅ«liko ar virtuvÄ—s reikia eiti į bendras patalpas, o kambario durys iÅ¡laužiamos peties spustelÄ—jimu - net labai nesaugu. O dar ir iÅ¡ balkono į balkonÄ… įmanoma neužsimuÅ¡ant perlipti. Užsibarikadavimas neįmanomas. Tai suteikia puikias galimybes tapti viena pirmųjų aukų, dar nieko nežinant apie zombių apokalipsÄ™, ramiai sau kambary plempiant alų ir žiÅ«rint kokį nors eilinį Shawn Of The Dead. Ne kažkÄ…. Ir tau patarÄiau pasvarstyti.
NenorÄ—Äiau zombių apokalipsÄ—s, net ir pažiÅ«rÄ—jus krÅ«vÄ… zombinių filmų ir paskaiÄius tokių straipsnių man aiÅ¡ku, kad ilgai neatsilaikyÄiau.
1. Neturiu Å¡aunamojo ginklo, o su keptuve, ko gero, neilgai atsilaikyÄiau (nebent dar tris kartus reiktų pažiÅ«rÄ—ti Tangled, kad skillas kiltų). Ir maÅ¡inos neturiu. Ir vairuoti nemoku.
2. Kai gyveni barake, kur net norint patekt iki tÅ«liko ar virtuvÄ—s reikia eiti į bendras patalpas, o kambario durys iÅ¡laužiamos peties spustelÄ—jimu - net labai nesaugu. O dar ir iÅ¡ balkono į balkonÄ… įmanoma neužsimuÅ¡ant perlipti. Užsibarikadavimas neįmanomas. Tai suteikia puikias galimybes tapti viena pirmųjų aukų, dar nieko nežinant apie zombių apokalipsÄ™, ramiai sau kambary plempiant alų ir žiÅ«rint kokį nors eilinį Shawn Of The Dead. Ne kažkÄ…. Ir tau patarÄiau pasvarstyti.
o del sito komentaro tai verta buvo uzsiloginti, tam kad paspasti zvaigzdute :D
smagus komentaras, beja labai labai labai patariu Death Valley :)
NenorÄ—Äiau zombių apokalipsÄ—s, net ir pažiÅ«rÄ—jus krÅ«vÄ… zombinių filmų ir paskaiÄius tokių straipsnių man aiÅ¡ku, kad ilgai neatsilaikyÄiau.
1. Neturiu Å¡aunamojo ginklo, o su keptuve, ko gero, neilgai atsilaikyÄiau (nebent dar tris kartus reiktų pažiÅ«rÄ—ti Tangled, kad skillas kiltų). Ir maÅ¡inos neturiu. Ir vairuoti nemoku.
2. Kai gyveni barake, kur net norint patekt iki tÅ«liko ar virtuvÄ—s reikia eiti į bendras patalpas, o kambario durys iÅ¡laužiamos peties spustelÄ—jimu - net labai nesaugu. O dar ir iÅ¡ balkono į balkonÄ… įmanoma neužsimuÅ¡ant perlipti. Užsibarikadavimas neįmanomas. Tai suteikia puikias galimybes tapti viena pirmųjų aukų, dar nieko nežinant apie zombių apokalipsÄ™, ramiai sau kambary plempiant alų ir žiÅ«rint kokį nors eilinį Shawn Of The Dead. Ne kažkÄ…. Ir tau patarÄiau pasvarstyti.
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when you've measured out your life with coffee spoons, take bottles.
Do you know what would you do if a zombie apocalypse happened for real? ForeverGeek is here to help. Because becoming a meal for a ravaging flesh-eater isn’t fun for anybody.
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Zombies are the new vampires. Hollywood just loves showing us what our lives will be like if and when a zombie outbreak occurs. We’ve got The Walking Dead — one of the biggest cable TV successes ever. Video game after video game keeps appearing on store shelves that charge you with staying alive while dispatching the undead. Even theaters are being overrun, the most prominent example coming late next year with the movie version of Max Brooks’ revered novel World War Z, directed by Marc Forster and starring Brad Pitt.
If a real zombie apocalypse should ever occur, society as we know it will no doubt break down overnight, leading to a state of pure, anarchic survivalism. Since preparing is always better than reacting, here are some crucial tips for making it through the end of the world.
1) Food
Foods high in protein will be the most useful since you’ll have to do lots of moving around, running from place to place, trying to find a safe place to hide. Don’t harp about those out-of-fashion carbs; running for your life is not the time to be worried about your waistline (regardless of all those beautiful, buff, tan survivors you see on TV). You’re going to need to always stay a step ahead if you plan on staying alive, so your body is going to need calories and lots of them.
2) Drink
Water is always essential to life, but a sports drink like Gatorade can put electrolytes back in your body after you’ve gone into shock from a long, bloody fight for your life. Sports drinks will be particularly helpful if you suffer any blood loss during the battle. Energy drinks like Red Bull may come in handy at times, but beware the crash that comes when they wear off — you can’t afford to be run down and off your game if an undead horde should attack without warning. Also, avoid alcohol whenever possible. Sure, you’re going to need to de-stress and have a little fun now and then in order to keep your sanity, but you simply can’t afford the mental and physical impairment that alcohol causes. You can be alert, or you can be dead. Your choice.
3) Weapons
f you want to kill a zombie and look cool doing it, you’re going to need something showy like a revolver, a shotgun, or best of all, a bow-and-arrow. (Nothing looks better than shooting a bow-and-arrow, because it requires action from both your hands and your entire upper body.) Blades are also very effective, and offer the added benefit of not requiring ammunition. Samurai swords will win you geek points (and potential love interests), particularly if you can wield them with precision. But you can’t get any more iconic than the classic chopping axe; neat freaks will love axes because nothing else removes a head from a body as cleanly. On the flip side, if you want the blood to splatter and gush, you won’t get better results than with a chainsaw.
How to Kill a Zombie
Standard zombie lore tells us that the brain is where all the action is; without it, even the undead can no longer function. So it seems to be the consensus that the most effective way to kill a zombie is to chop off its head, though a bullet to the brain will also work in most situations. If you want to live, don’t bother emptying rounds into anything below the neck. Fire is also an acceptable method of destroying a zombie, but it’s riskier because it takes longer to burn to death. So a wimpy little campfire ain’t gonna get it done. It’s got to be a full-on inferno that leaves nothing but ash.
5) Tools & Supplies
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We tend to think of “food and shelter†as our most basic human necessities, but if you really want to survive, you’re going to need more than Spam and a lean-to. Scavenging will become a way of life. Aside from the stuff listed above, some key items to look for include: extra clothes, blankets, towels, soap, batteries, knives, and any communication equipment you can find, such as walkie-talkies or a radio. (Don’t bother with phones. It’s a safe bet that cellular service will be down almost immediately after the apocalypse begins, since most carriers have a hard time keeping their networks running without monsters eating all the technicians.) Basically, if there’s something you use as part of your everyday life right now — but probably are so accustomed to it that you take it for granted — you’re going to want it when you’re roaming the earth, trying to stay hidden and alive.
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Gal as cia toks vienas bet talking heads ir REM nera 1 hito grupes! Gal jos legendines labiau nei nightwish, marduk ar net within temptation bet cia kaip kam
2012 m. kovo 4 d. 14:56:35
Che :D Malonu!
O už Death Valley rekomendacijÄ… aÄiÅ«, man rods, bÅ«siu nemaÄiusi. Nebent kada nors seniai seniai.
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when you've measured out your life with coffee spoons, take bottles.
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 22:06:53
o del sito komentaro tai verta buvo uzsiloginti, tam kad paspasti zvaigzdute :D
smagus komentaras, beja labai labai labai patariu Death Valley :)
nepelnytai nesulaukia jusu demesio...
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su kvailiais nesigyncioju. virtualiai jusu, epas (╮°-°)â•® ┳â”â”┳ (╯°□°)╯ â”»â”â”â”»
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 15:38:24
NenorÄ—Äiau zombių apokalipsÄ—s, net ir pažiÅ«rÄ—jus krÅ«vÄ… zombinių filmų ir paskaiÄius tokių straipsnių man aiÅ¡ku, kad ilgai neatsilaikyÄiau.
1. Neturiu Å¡aunamojo ginklo, o su keptuve, ko gero, neilgai atsilaikyÄiau (nebent dar tris kartus reiktų pažiÅ«rÄ—ti Tangled, kad skillas kiltų). Ir maÅ¡inos neturiu. Ir vairuoti nemoku.
2. Kai gyveni barake, kur net norint patekt iki tÅ«liko ar virtuvÄ—s reikia eiti į bendras patalpas, o kambario durys iÅ¡laužiamos peties spustelÄ—jimu - net labai nesaugu. O dar ir iÅ¡ balkono į balkonÄ… įmanoma neužsimuÅ¡ant perlipti. Užsibarikadavimas neįmanomas. Tai suteikia puikias galimybes tapti viena pirmųjų aukų, dar nieko nežinant apie zombių apokalipsÄ™, ramiai sau kambary plempiant alų ir žiÅ«rint kokį nors eilinį Shawn Of The Dead. Ne kažkÄ…. Ir tau patarÄiau pasvarstyti.
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when you've measured out your life with coffee spoons, take bottles.
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 12:49:13
Yra tekę ne vieną kartą pagalvoti apie tai, jei iš tikrųjų taip nutiktų.
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:47:13
Daugmaž viskÄ… jau žinau iÅ¡ anksÄiau. Pasiruošęs aÅ¡.
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...for a better day.
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:41:53
mjo , nori zombių apokalipsės, bet nenori būt zombiu toj apokalipsėj niekas ... iš serijos visi nori į rojų , bet niekas nenori mirt :)
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One World, One Sky, We Live, We Die
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:39:17
O geriausia vaizdinė medžiaga, filme Zombieland
Now yer ready
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2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:37:54
O Äia toks beveik rimtas straipsnis
Do you know what would you do if a zombie apocalypse happened for real? ForeverGeek is here to help. Because becoming a meal for a ravaging flesh-eater isn’t fun for anybody.
Â
Zombies are the new vampires. Hollywood just loves showing us what our lives will be like if and when a zombie outbreak occurs. We’ve got The Walking Dead — one of the biggest cable TV successes ever. Video game after video game keeps appearing on store shelves that charge you with staying alive while dispatching the undead. Even theaters are being overrun, the most prominent example coming late next year with the movie version of Max Brooks’ revered novel World War Z, directed by Marc Forster and starring Brad Pitt.
If a real zombie apocalypse should ever occur, society as we know it will no doubt break down overnight, leading to a state of pure, anarchic survivalism. Since preparing is always better than reacting, here are some crucial tips for making it through the end of the world.
1) FoodFoods high in protein will be the most useful since you’ll have to do lots of moving around, running from place to place, trying to find a safe place to hide. Don’t harp about those out-of-fashion carbs; running for your life is not the time to be worried about your waistline (regardless of all those beautiful, buff, tan survivors you see on TV). You’re going to need to always stay a step ahead if you plan on staying alive, so your body is going to need calories and lots of them.
2) DrinkWater is always essential to life, but a sports drink like Gatorade can put electrolytes back in your body after you’ve gone into shock from a long, bloody fight for your life. Sports drinks will be particularly helpful if you suffer any blood loss during the battle. Energy drinks like Red Bull may come in handy at times, but beware the crash that comes when they wear off — you can’t afford to be run down and off your game if an undead horde should attack without warning. Also, avoid alcohol whenever possible. Sure, you’re going to need to de-stress and have a little fun now and then in order to keep your sanity, but you simply can’t afford the mental and physical impairment that alcohol causes. You can be alert, or you can be dead. Your choice.
3) Weaponsf you want to kill a zombie and look cool doing it, you’re going to need something showy like a revolver, a shotgun, or best of all, a bow-and-arrow. (Nothing looks better than shooting a bow-and-arrow, because it requires action from both your hands and your entire upper body.) Blades are also very effective, and offer the added benefit of not requiring ammunition. Samurai swords will win you geek points (and potential love interests), particularly if you can wield them with precision. But you can’t get any more iconic than the classic chopping axe; neat freaks will love axes because nothing else removes a head from a body as cleanly. On the flip side, if you want the blood to splatter and gush, you won’t get better results than with a chainsaw.
How to Kill a Zombie
Standard zombie lore tells us that the brain is where all the action is; without it, even the undead can no longer function. So it seems to be the consensus that the most effective way to kill a zombie is to chop off its head, though a bullet to the brain will also work in most situations. If you want to live, don’t bother emptying rounds into anything below the neck. Fire is also an acceptable method of destroying a zombie, but it’s riskier because it takes longer to burn to death. So a wimpy little campfire ain’t gonna get it done. It’s got to be a full-on inferno that leaves nothing but ash.
5) Tools & SuppliesÂ
We tend to think of “food and shelter†as our most basic human necessities, but if you really want to survive, you’re going to need more than Spam and a lean-to. Scavenging will become a way of life. Aside from the stuff listed above, some key items to look for include: extra clothes, blankets, towels, soap, batteries, knives, and any communication equipment you can find, such as walkie-talkies or a radio. (Don’t bother with phones. It’s a safe bet that cellular service will be down almost immediately after the apocalypse begins, since most carriers have a hard time keeping their networks running without monsters eating all the technicians.) Basically, if there’s something you use as part of your everyday life right now — but probably are so accustomed to it that you take it for granted — you’re going to want it when you’re roaming the earth, trying to stay hidden and alive.
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Oooooo... what does this button do?
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:34:49
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Oooooo... what does this button do?
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:34:45
Kovoti reikia, kad mum smegenų neišėstu ir kad vėliau galėtumėm būt pasaulio valdovais.
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...for a better day.
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:31:01
O kam su jais kovoti? Išės visiems smegenis, o po to nudvės iš bado. Ir tada mes būsim pasaulio valdovai
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Oooooo... what does this button do?
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:29:45
Tikėjaus. Juk reikia kompanionų kovoje prieš zombius..:)
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...for a better day.
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:27:05
Aha, tai vis tik tikÄ—jais, kad palaikysiu, ania?
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Oooooo... what does this button do?
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:24:49
IÅ¡drįsau. Bet jau žinojau, kad ne vienas aÅ¡ Äia toks.:)
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...for a better day.
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:22:45
Ir tu dar drįsti tokius klausimus uždavinėti? A? A?
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Oooooo... what does this button do?
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:21:40
Nu kÄ… padarysi..:)
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...for a better day.
2012 m. kovo 3 d. 11:20:40
O, dar vienas užsikretė zombių manija :D
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Aš samdau žmones, kad jie mane garbintu. True story.