Gyvenimo aprašymo pavyzdys

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. 

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.    

Sinseerly,  

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May, It's OK honey, we've got spell check